They were the heros of the thirties. The wild and unpredictable robbers of bank.
Their names inspire visions of careening car chases, blazing gun battles, and
uninhibited, orgiastic sexual interludes. Bonnie and Clyde (Gayle Sterling,
Billy Dee) Machine Gun Kelley and his wife (Mike Horner & Viper) Pretty Boy
Floyd (Don Fernando) John Dillinger and his lady in red (Jon Martin & Alicia
Monet). We've got them all in here, and they're screwing their brains out in a
little cabin in Iowa. Shanna McCullough and Long Chainy are the horny farmers.
Now maybe they never really met, in real life. But it's kind of fun to wonder
what it would have been like if they had.
